It you: Takes a picture, edits picture, uploads picture to Instagram, and then spends about 45 minutes trying to come up with a caption that’s clever, fun, and won’t make you cringe when sober you arrives seven days from now.
Hopefully that whole situation led you to a thorough Google search and then to us. (HI!) And this is your day, friend, because we’ve got roughly 33 not-too-shabby options for all of your #springbreak #instagram #thirsttrap needs.
Got a quality pic of you in your two-piece finest? Right this way. How about delicious shot of the dranks you’ve been downing (responsibly, of course) for a solid 48 hours? Welcome! On a boat? YAY! We also have captions for that very splashy situation.
Copy, paste, and get back to the party—because the line for the bathroom is too long for you to be brainstorming quotes mid-pee. Here we go!
- Thanks for your email! I’m OOO with limited access to giving any f*cks.
- Sorry, this conference room is reserved for the rest of the day.
- Yeah, I’m going to be stuck in this meeting all day.
- EOD? LOL I’m OOO on PTO. So GTFO of my inbox.
- Back in my no-f’s-given uniform…
Group Swimwear Shot
- You can’t swim with us!
- Just a little washed up…
- Suns out, buns out!
- Just a bunch of beaches.
Sunset Beach Pic
- I hope my future children are this pretty.
- Wait, sorry, why don’t I live here?
- Damn, this girl is on fire tonight.
- “Felt pretty, might delete later,” —the earth
- New rule: All drinks must come in coconut form.
- Snooze, booze, repeat.
- We found friends! They follow us everywhere!
- Two grandes to go, please!
Ocean Waves Boomerang
- View from the office today:
- Beach, please.
- If you don’t hear from me, Ursula stole my phone.
- About to be the prune-iest.
- Pool so hard all the floaties wanna fine me.
- Pool hair, kind of care…because chlorine.
- Stop trippin’; start dippin’.
- “Alexa, play ‘Despacito.’”
On a Boat
- Life is better on a boat. It’s science.
- *Caution: rough waters ahead!*
- No one:
Me: “I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat!”
- Life is the bubbles, indeed.
- Met up with all 20 pieces of my husband tonight!
- Stay crispy, my friends.
- We came, we danced, we nugged.
- “Wanna get sauced?” —Nuggets