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What is diet jokes

When is a door not a door? My mate says I’m getting fat, but in my defense I’ve had a lot on my plate recently. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. I’m sneaking too many snacks between meals. How do most people curb their appetite? Because they’re… Read More »

What for quit smoking jokes

After 1 year: The risk of having a heart attack reduces by up to 50 percent. He replied, “But they stunt your growth. You can cope better with physical exertion and may manage with less medication. A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife… Read More »